No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...