Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...