Condom
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Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is a mans best friend?
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What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
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New bumper stickers.
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The engineer’s terms
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