Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
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Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
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|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...