Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
Names to Use in Prank Calls
Names to Use in Prank Calls Hugh G. Rection Jim Nassium Claire Voyence Buster...