IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...