Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Twice a week!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
English is very strange
|Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...