Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...