How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
Talk to the judge
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Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.