Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Is it michael jackson
little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body…
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and...