Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital…
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...