From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real....
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...