What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...