The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IIGood: Your son studies a lot in his...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...