Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...