Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...