I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
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Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
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What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.