Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...