Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...