R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...