I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...