Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...