Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Star Wars Update Changes
Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update#10 Tie fighters replaced with black...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
He had his own frog horn!
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grasshopper with no legs
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Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.