the knot
A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...