Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Bad Japanese economy
|According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
New Work Policies
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness....
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...