Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...