Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...