Talk to the judge
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Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
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IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
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Pizza Cutting
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Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
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Worries about mad cow disease
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If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
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Dyslexic Pimp
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