You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...