Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Having Babies Questions
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...