What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
The Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer...