Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Texas builds it larger
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!