Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road…
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...