Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...