mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...