What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
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What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
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Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
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Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
Things adults learn from their kids.
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Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
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