Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...