What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
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|In West Kerry, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
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Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...