Psychiatric Hotline
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The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Advantage: Woman!
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The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...