Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.