King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!