The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...