Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...