Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...