Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...