Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...