A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...