Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...