RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...