Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...