Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...