Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...