Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...